i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
i bought this skull for a cosplay and
everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins
i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this
The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.
You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.
This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”
This is great.
I have no words.
1 month until valentine’s day which means 1 month and 1 day until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target
Sonny Gray pitched a complete game shutout clinch the final wild card spot for the A’s - September 28, 2014
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
What it’s like being a history major.
So. Many. Puns. They sustain me.
So George WashingDONE with history puns
when someone compliments ur butt: